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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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