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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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