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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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