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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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