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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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