Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.