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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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