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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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