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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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