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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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