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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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