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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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