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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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