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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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