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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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