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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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