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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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