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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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