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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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