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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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