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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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