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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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