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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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