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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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