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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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