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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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