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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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