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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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