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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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