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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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