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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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