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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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