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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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