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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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