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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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