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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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