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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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