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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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