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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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