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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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