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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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