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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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