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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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