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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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