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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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