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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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