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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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