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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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