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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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