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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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