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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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