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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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