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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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