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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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