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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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