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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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