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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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