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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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