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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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