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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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