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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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