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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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